Rarity doesn't have the best track record with love. Not one bit. And she knows it. She's about to talk about it, actually. It's going to take a while. You might want to sit down for this one.
She's not bitter about it. Not at all.
Originally written as a speedwrite, expanded here for your questionable enjoyment.
I am creating audiobooks out of a variety of old and new, My Little Pony fanfiction.