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Wacky Darts (ZX SPECTRUM) - A Retro Gaming Cure for Acne! - #Shorts

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Welcome Friends! Is the home for your brain as lumpy as mountainous terrain? Is your face afflicted with a subdermal stream of pustulant clotted cream? If so, Wacky Darts for the ZX Spectrum is for you!

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Welcome Friends! Is the home for your brain as lumpy as mountainous terrain? Is your face afflicted with a subdermal stream of pustulant clotted cream?

Here at Codemasters, our expert curdled pustule blasters will expeditiously lance every unsightly boil without the indignation of pain-riddled toil.

The slick shtick behind each quick prick will cut the mustard in the eradication of your under-skin custard.

Although the treatment of your clumped spotted batter may produce unwanted copious splatter, we will banish your rot-scented facial butter to an eternity in the bowels of hell’s gutter with the provision of state-of-the-art precision that will guarantee the smooth revision of your dermal face mask you envision.

‘Wacky Darts’ – Lowering the stresses brought about through weeping facial abscesses since 1987.

Warning – Crash helmets and goggles must be worn throughout the procedure. Use of an umbrella is also advised.

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