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Mad Max - A Retro Gaming Cure for Explosive Diarrhoea! - Short #3 - #Shorts

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Welcome Friends! Do you have an involuntary rectal cascade of fizzy brown lemonade? Do you have a chronic colonic leak offending the anhydrous aridity you seek? If so, Mad Max for the NES is for you!

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Welcome Friends! Do you have an involuntary rectal cascade of fizzy brown lemonade? Do you have a chronic colonic leak offending the anhydrous aridity you seek?

Mad Max, manufactured by our medical miracle makers at Mindscape is a sludge-stuffing system to replace your fearful, fiery slop, with pride when you plop and cast asunder your chocolate thunder.

Our specialist stool stiffener Max will make it his ‘Pursuit Special’ to be the knight to fight for your right to shite without spite nor blight.

Your time in the post-apocalyptic waste may not be to everyone’s taste, but Max’s short sharp shocks soon give way to tightly packed rectal rocks with a deliquification so swift, to Valhalla your buttocks shall lift!

Mad Max – On hand to expertly expunge your posterial marmite gunge since 1990!

Warning – Addictions to dog food and/or maggots may occur. Always read the label.

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