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Welcome back to the least trusted name in news! This is the place where we watch the world burn together and make fun of it. On the Docket: *A little word on my working doing business with the Jo Jorgensen campaign *Chaz shootings and all that craziness *Raz of the Chaz *Jimmy Kimmel canceled *Jimmy Fallon canceled *Justin Bieber canceled *Chris D'Ellia canceled *Big Mouth canceled *Family Guy Canceled *and more Call in. Leave a voicemail. We'll play it on the show. (309)716-3818 Question Everything. Stay Uncomfortable. Let’s get weird! The Moon The Myth The Legend: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/th... TSID Forum: http://tsidpod.com/forum The Downers Club: http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown AntiNews: http://antinewslive.com QAnon Chronicles: http://qanonchronicles.com Buy Some SWAG: http://tsidpod.com/shop

Welcome back to the least trusted name in news! This is the place where we watch the world burn together and make fun of it. On the Docket: *Is Tom Macdonald telling Ghosted Stories? ;) *Greta Thunberg is indeed the victim *President Trump's Impeachment *Ukraine Transcript *Joker is dangerous *Murderous Midgets *JUUL still sucks *Meth bean dip *and more Call in. Leave a voicemail. We'll play it on the show. (309)716-3818

Welcome back to the least trusted name in news! This is the place where we watch the world burn together and make fun of it. On the Docket: *Jeffrey Epstein Arrested *Jeffrey Epstein "Suicide" Attempt *Jeffrey Epstein Real Dickhead Dreams *Dick Fridge and Frankenstein Monsters *#StormArea 51 *Cat Lady Arrested for Feeding Cats *and more Call in. Leave a voicemail. We'll play it on the show. (309)716-3818 http://antinewslive.com http://qanonchronicles.com  http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown

Welcome back to the least trusted name in news! This is the place where we watch the world burn together and make fun of it. We start off the show by listening to our voicemails from the week. Call in now and leave your own voicemail and we'll play it on next weeks episode. (309)716-3818. On the Docket: *Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's mom tells everyone how much of a "real human" her daughter is *Kevin Spacey may or may not have groped another dude *Michael Jackson HBO documentary is scaring people to tears *Netflix flat earth documentary, Behind the Curve is a dishonest one-sided hit-piece *Feminist smears period blood on her face *Google pays men less than women *We lay AntiNews to rest for the time being *and much more Call in. Leave a voicemail. We'll play it on the show. (309)716-3818 http://antinewslive.com http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown

Welcome back to the least trusted name in news! This is the place where we watch the world burn together and make fun of it. We start off the show by listening to our voicemails from the week. Call in now and leave your own voicemail and we'll play it on next weeks episode. (309)716-3818. On the Docket: *Jussie Smollett arrested for beating himself up *Jussie Smollett got out and tries to go back to work *101 babies told Mitch Mcconnell that they like the Green New Deal *Donald Trump #metoo kiss raped someone *Captain Marvel preaches feminism *Feminists should be drafted *and more Call in. Leave a voicemail. We'll play it on the show. (309)716-3818 http://antinewslive.com http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown

Welcome back to the least trusted name in news! This is the place where we watch the world burn together and make fun of it. We start off the show by listening to our voicemails from the week. Call in now and leave your own voicemail and we'll play it on next weeks episode. (309)716-3818. On the Docket: *Jussie Smollett's hate noose hoax *US Senate passes Kamala Harris' anti-lynching bill *Ruth Bader Ginsberg is alive-ish! *Mardi gras black face is ok *Katy Perry's black face shoes are not ok *Gucci's black face turtleneck is not ok *Trump declares Mexican border state of emergency *Lindsay Lohan's mom got catfished or something... Call in. Leave a voicemail. We'll play it on the show. (309)716-3818 http://antinewslive.com http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown

Welcome back to the least trusted name in news! This is the place where we watch the world burn together and make fun of it. We start off the show by listening to our voicemails from the week. Call in now and leave your own voicemail and we'll play it on next weeks episode. (309)716-3818. On the Docket: *Aladdin live-action remake looks laughably bad *AOC's Green New Deal IS laughably bad *Governor Northam calls for post birth abortions *Leftists move the goal posts to insane degrees *Joseph Trump sleeps thru SOTU Address *Alex Jones and Joe Rogan's fake WWE feud *Priests with sex slave nuns *Craig buy in to literal fake news * #firecraig *and more Call in. Leave a voicemail. We'll play it on the show. (309)716-3818 http://antinewslive.com http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown

Welcome back to the least trusted name in news! This is the place where we watch the world burn together and make fun of it. We start off the show by listening to our voicemails from the week. Call in now and leave your own voicemail and we'll play it on next weeks episode. (309)716-3818. On the docket: *Halftime Racism *Maroon 5's tired performance *Halftime conspiracy clues * #MAGAKids take legal action against everyone *Anti-natalists retards think that birth is immoral *Doctors cut ladies head open to poke her funny nerve *Porn is still the most popular thing on the internet *and more Call in. Leave a voicemail. We'll play it on the show. (309)716-3818 http://antinewslive.com http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown

Welcome back to your most trustworthy broadcast of the impending end of the world. On this episode of AntiNews, we're joined by Jedd (P. Masta Jeddy) Payne of Church and other drugs to break down everything that is supposedly happening in the apocalypse and give it all the respect it deserves.... none.  We start off the show by listening to our voicemails from the week and we received quite a few, including a very special call from very Native American man, Nathan Phillips. Call in now and leave your own voicemail and we'll play it on next weeks episode. (309)716-3818. On the docket: *Lesbians get hijacked by transgender men *Trump preps us for regime change war in Venezuela *Mexicans zombies are definitely bringing flesh eating bacteria across the boarder *Snowpocalypse continues to rear it's ugly head in the midwest *Global warming is much colder than we could have ever imagined *Dan's ears like men now *Lost child hangs out with bear in the woods *Toto's "Africa" indefinitely punishes the planes of Africa *A bunch of flat earth voicemails *The government pretends to have value again *and much more Call in. Leave a voicemail. We'll play it on the show. (309)716-3818 https://www.facebook.com/churchandotherdrugs/  http://antinewslive.com  http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown

It's that time of week again... time to examine all the outrage in the news and make fun of it to the extreme level that it deserves. This is your weekly one stop shop for politically incorrect dark comedic coverage of everything that is supposedly happening in the world today. On the docket: * #MAGAkids smirk offensively *Bernie Sanders courageously calls Trump a racist on MLK Jr Day *Hillary Clinton Runs for president maybe *Donald Trump serves burgers, pizza, and fast food to Clemson Tigers *The moon landing is fake *The government is still shut down and we're all ok *Super Wolf Blood Moon sparks apocalypse and we're all ok *Trump trolls Polosi trip *Elderly people stealing babies' blood for fountain of youth scam *Peta's vegetable porn Call in. Leave a voice mail. Be a part of the show. 309-716-3818 http://antinewslive.com http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown

Well, another week means another batch of necessary outrage. Join Dan and Craig as they break down all the most important articles in the news from the past week with all the irreverence they deserve. On the docket: *Korean dog rescue kills dogs *Angry Eagles fan puts dog in the microwave *Bohemian Rhapsody should have been a gay porn *Gillette razors fight toxic masculinity *Evidence for fake Chinese moon landing *The government is still shut down *Ring doorbells are spying on you *Predictions for the apocalypse *and more Call in and leave a voicemail: 309-716-3818 http://antinewslive.com http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown

The AntiNews returns! Craig returns! All is right in the world. Now let's talk about all that's wrong in the world. On the docket: *Chinese geneticist plays god with creepy designer babies *Ruth Bader Ginsberg calls in sick for the first time *Ted Cruz pushes for term limits *Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dances to outrage outrage *Trump threatens to declare the boarder a national emergency *Toby Flenderson is our new Secretary of Defense *Are we really getting out of Syria? *Kylie Jenner boldly comes out of the acne closet *Space-X's dangerous demo flight *Kanye West re-boards the Trump train *and much more! http://antinewslive.com http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown

Well well well. Another week means another batch of outrage and another episode of AntiNews to poke fun at all things sacred. Craig was AWOL and pushing his luck on not getting fired, but Dan pressed onward and upward in the first AntiNews show of the new year and the first solo show of the show. Tune in and find out what's supposedly happening in the world today and who's mad about it. On the docket: *Louis CK mocks Parkland shooting victims, minorities, transgenders, and all things PC *Pete Davidson makes offensively mundane jokes about Louis CK's death *Elizabeth (Pocahontas) Warren runs for president *Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's fourth baby *Star Wars Episode IV title rumors *Kanye West to go on the Joe Rogan Experience *Facebook stock plummets *FBI ups their surveillance game thanks to Amazon *Local acts of terror http://antinewslive.com http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown

Source: https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-bxm2b-a2d92d Welcome back to the show that recaps all the most important news headlines of the week with all the irreverence they deserve. On this episode Dan and Craig breakdown the latest and greatest of Christmas week in their own dark comedic fashion. On the docket: *Trump orders troops to be pulled out of Syria and the left are "outraged" *Trump flirts with pulling troops out of Afghanistan and the left are "outraged" *Trump legalizes hemp and the left are "outraged" *Are moms violating #metoo rules by making children sit on Santa's lap? *CNN's "Journalist of the Year" award given to literal fake news journalist *Racist reasons why the NFL and the Super Bowl are racist *and much more! http://antinewslive.com http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown

Welcome back to the show that recaps all the most important news headlines of the week with all the irreverence they deserve. On this episode Dan and Craig breakdown the latest and greatest of Christmas week in their own dark comedic fashion. On the docket: *Trump orders troops to be pulled out of Syria and the left are "outraged" *Trump flirts with pulling troops out of Afghanistan and the left are "outraged" *Trump legalizes hemp and the left are "outraged" *Are moms violating #metoo rules by making children sit on Santa's lap? *CNN's "Journalist of the Year" award given to literal fake news journalist *Racist reasons why the NFL and the Super Bowl are racist *and much more! http://antinewslive.com http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown

It's that time again.... time to talk about what's supposedly happening in the world. In this Merriest of Christmas episodes, Dan and Craig faithfully break down all the of the most important news headlines in their dark comedic fashion. Enjoy! On the docket: *Christmas family recaps *Underage drag queen, Desmond (age 11) dances for money at a gay bar *People are outraged about Santa or Father Christmas being a man *Hillary Clinton for class WOMAN president *Denver's legal public pooping epidemic *Sad mall Santas *A happy Christmas cancer story *and more! http://antinewslive.com

Well, another week in this weird world means another whole butt-load of ridiculous headlines, triggerings, and general outrage and what better way to honor it all than by making fun of it. Welcome back to the AntiNews where Dan and Craig give their coverage of all the most important current events with all the irreverence they deserve.  On the docket: *Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden receive mystery envelopes at the funeral of George HW Bush *Stormy Daniels is back!... This time to fight "Baby Stripper Laws" *Bill and Hillary turn to Groupon in a desperate attempt to seem relevant *Donald Trump is predicted to resign 10 minutes before leaving office *Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez comes out of the Jew closet *Donald Trump Tweets spelling errors or Q clues  *Brett Kavanaugh votes to not "enslave" women *Neil Degrasse Tyson's sexcapades update *and more! http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown http://antinewslive.com http://thesystemisdown.com

Wondering what the hell has been going on in the world?... Fear not, for Dan and Craig return to fill you in on all the most important headlines with the least amount of irreverence on this week's episode of AntiNews! On the Docet: *George HW (Poppy) Bush passes on *Rudolph joins the 2018 problematic history chopping block *Neil Degrasse Tyson's rape allegations examined *IPAs are the best *The ABCDE's of "Name Shaming" *Harvard all-but bans sororities and fraternities *and more http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown http://antinewslive.com

On today's episode of AntiNews, Dan and Craig trek thru the frozen midwestern tundra to bring you all the most important headlines in the news and tear them apart with all due irreverence. On the Docket: *Stormy Daniels is a victim to herself or not *Aerosol is the solution to global warming *Russia to prove that the U.S. never went to the moon *Michael Avenati doesn't beat on women, he beats off men? *Banned from Twitter for stating facts... men aren't women *Why Dan is a shill *and much more! Http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown http://antinewslive.com

Source: https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-4f959-a012ab Well, things don't always go according to plan, but we always make the best of it. This was intended to be a live-stream broadcast, but the internet overlords just weren't having it. Regardless, it was still a lot of fun and a great way to lead into our Thanksgiving week, with jokes, friends, news, and booze! This episode was our big Thanksgiving AntiNews party, where we invited a bunch of our podcaster friends and former guests on the show to join us as we discussed the news headlines with all the dark comedic irreverence they deserve.  Some of the guests included Gret Glyer (Donorsee), Marc Clair (Lions of Liberty, Jedd Paine (Church and Other Drugs), Lucas Riley & Tyler Mills (29 Toes), Nick Pecone (Sounds Like Liberty), Tyler Baggins (The Hot Box), and more! Topics on the Docket: *Thanksgiving (Duh)*The CDC's big lettuce scare *Marijuana legalization *Trump's turkey pardon *Tampon high fad *Goose terrorists *Cleveland Brown's coach: Condalisa Rice *Shitty bomb threats *and more The Downers Club: http://patreon.com/thesystemisdown  AntiNews: http://antinewslive.com DonorSee:http://donorsee.com29 Toes: http://29toes.com Church and Other Drugs: http://churchandotherdrugs.comSounds Like Liberty: https://www.soundslikelibertypodcast.com/  Lions of Liberty: http://lionsofliberty.com  The Hot Box: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFueZEKSwmK3Z9xUEJm3lSw