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Twilight by Stephanie Meyer (Utreon exclusive!)

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2m Aug 17, 2021
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How bad is this book, really?

Songs used:
"The Lost Forest" from Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
"A Dark Race Becomes Magnificent" from Disgaea: Hour of Darkness
"UN Owen was Her?" from Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
"Vampire" from Megaman Battle Network 4
"Forest of Darkness" from LaTale
"Twilight Bridge" from King's Bounty: Armored Princess
"Twilight of the Gods" from Fire Emblem 15: Shadows of Valentia
"Pewter City" from Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal
"Sigma's Theme" from Langrisser 5: The End of Legend
"Crimson Beyond a Fleeting Eternity" from Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

About Harvester of Eyes

SRPG reviews, tier lists, etc every Saturday. Other videos sporadically, whenever I feel like it. There's plenty of Utreon-exclusive content here - including let's plays, music reviews, and book book reviews -that you won't find on anywhere else. Utreon is THE place to be!


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Pithole Hermit @pitholehermit 2m 2 months ago

Hilarious! Literally! Or is it Literaturally?
I have never read the book or seen the movie.
Thanks for doing it so I don't have to.

 
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Harvester Of Eyes @harvester 2m 2 months ago

You're welcome! I'm actually sort of glad I read it, just to see what the fuss was all about. It wasn't tortuous and ended up being an... interesting glimpse into the mind of a vacuous teenage girl.

 
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The Lex Factor Show @lexnoil 2m 2 months ago

I knew after you read that book, you had to take a drink of some hard liquor.

 
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Harvester Of Eyes @harvester 2m 2 months ago

Yep, nothing beats sipping on an ice cold Corona while reading teenage girl fiction!

 
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Puro Power @puro_power 1m 1 month ago

I recommend checking out the Rifftrax commentary of the Twilight movie.

 
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Harvester Of Eyes @harvester 1m 1 month ago

After I read the book, I actually saw the movie. It... actually wasn't bad. The crew did the best they could, given the constraints of the shitty source material.

Kristen Stewart cannot act though. But aside from that, the movie was about as good as it could've been.

 
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